Dear Hub Friends, I am having a merry old time in the middle of nowhere California with some fantastic friends. As you know my dear friend Ehren Addis is stubborn, & I must enlist the help of others. I asked him for one thing for Christmas, and he said no. He feels that by giving me this one thing, people will look at him funny. I have assured him, they will not look at him funny, because a gift of love is a Godly thing, & there is no shame in loving your brothers & sisters in Christ. Therefore, I hope you all call him & tell him that the simple humble Christmas gift I've asked for should be a joy in his heart to give.
As some of you know, I'm awesome. And as much as I care about my dear friend Ehren, he owns nothing but Khaki & black, & hasn't a single logo or design on any of his shirts to exude his own awesomeness from within, which of course tarnishes my awesomeness by association. tee heee heeee! haha! Oh, I crack myself up. Anyhow, I've persuaded him to grow a goatee before, but he always shaves it after a week. So I asked for Christmas that he would grow out that blessed bush of hair beneath his chin so that when we're out in public, his face is an unkempt furry ball of fantasticness, which will of course reflect my own awesomeness a little more clearly. 2 months is all I asked for. I figured that's enough time for him to get used to being awesome, & realize that a goatee is the bodacious look he's been searching for his entire life (unconsciously). He's spending the day in prayer & thought over this request. You should help him along! Guide him towards the right & caring course of action! Cuz our God is an awesome God! And since he made us in His image, I'm pretty sure that means we're supposed to be awesome, too. Right? Tee hee! Yay! Hahahahahaha! Oh I kill me! hahahaha! Ok, go in peace my friends.
Love & Blessings on the day the son of God was born. May it be joyous & holy in every way! Love from from me in the middle of nowhere California, Your awesome friend, Alice
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